Trump: “Five hours from now, Santa will be coming down your chimney and will have a beautiful present for you. What would you like Santa to bring?”
“Uh… not coal?” said the child.
“Not coal, you don’t want coal. Well coal is — you mean clean, beautiful coal,” said Trump. “I had to do that, I’m sorry. Coal is clean and beautiful, just remember that. But you don’t want clean, beautiful coal, right?”