“Prophet” – Maui Fire Caused by Demonic Dragon

Right Wing Watch – Description:

Self-proclaimed “prophet” Charlie Shamp claims that he had a prophetic vision of a fire-breathing dragon unleashing a “demonic attack” on Hawaii one year before the recent wildfires. The reason for the attack? The legality of abortion, of course.
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This is the cutting edge of Climate Denial. Write it down.
Slightly different wrinkle from WRAL, which I honestly can’t tell if it’s satire or not:

If a proper volcanic eruption could occur right now, it would have two positive effects. First, it would cool the planet down for a year or two without any human action required. Humanity could benefit from this respite. Otherwise, the heat waves we experienced this summer will continue getting worse. Second, it would show humanity that planetary cooling through stratospheric injection of aerosols can work. Humanity might be far more likely to start artificially injecting aerosols itself, rather than experience the temperature rebound that occurs once the effects of the eruption clear out. The eruption would show humanity what is possible in terms of global cooling through aerosol injection.

So please, if you are religious and praying anyway, please pray for a proper volcanic eruption to occur. The sooner the better. Otherwise, global heating will continue to get worse and worse in the years to come. The only alternative is for world leaders to get their collective acts together and start an organized, well-funded, globally-supported aerosol injection program. But what is the chance of this happening anytime soon?