
In a single day, we more than doubled the number of tornadoes Iowa has EVER seen in December.
— James Stratton (@JamesStrattonTV) December 16, 2021
Remarkable job by our weather team yesterday. https://t.co/0KKDgiciP7
A storm system carrying multiple tornadoes and powerful winds tore across the Great Plains and Midwestern states on Wednesday. The National Weather Service said the system had the highest number of hurricane-force wind gusts in a single day since 2004.https://t.co/kQ5XAeYYRB pic.twitter.com/jLQlgCs0GO
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) December 16, 2021
Wow. Just wow. This tornado-producing storm in Iowa is moving northeast at *80* mph. pic.twitter.com/imQS3rnNoC
— Paul Gross (@GrossWeather) December 15, 2021

Corn-holed. We’re corn-holed.
Imagine dying that way, with some absurd object—ear of corn, vinyl record, child’s toy—embedded in your head.
Eh, maybe not a bad way to go, actually.
Actually, I’d prefer going quietly in my sleep