I am pleased to announce that I’ve decided to go net-zero on swear words and bad language. In the event that I should say something inappropriate I pledge to compensate that by saying something nice. #COP26
— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) November 3, 2021
Maybe she got a call from her Mother.
Greta Thunberg drops an F-bomb and chants “No more blah blah blah” outside the UN climate change conference pic.twitter.com/KmQo4visNW
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) November 1, 2021
I’ve got to try net-zero cussin’ by saying something nice for every time I cuss.
“Fuck, we’re missing the emission targets!”
“Gosh darn, GT sure is improving her snark.”
“Oh shit, Joe Manchin is gonna tank BBB!”
“Golly gee, I do like my heat pump.”
Net zero.