RFK Reaches Out to Chemtrail and Whale Juice Constituency

Broadening the base.

Washington Post:

“We are going to stop this crime,” Kennedy pledged to user “Concerned Citizen.” The crime? “Chemtrails,” the conspiracy theory that the lines planes trace in the sky are not water vapor (which they are) but at least occasionally dangerous chemicals being released for some nebulously explained population-control effort.

“Chemtrails” are an old-school conspiracy theory, growing up in the same neighborhood as tinfoil hats and Bigfoot. It’s something that’s been debunked countless times. And here is the newest member of Team Trump assuring an anonymous social media poster that “we” — presumably meaning him and Trump or him and the Trump administration — will prevent this thing that isn’t happening from happening.

Two hours after Kennedy assured Concerned Citizen that Trump would address chemtrails, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson posted a lengthy interview with Kennedy in which the former candidate described the role he had been promised with Trump’s team.

“We’re working on policy issues together. I’ve been asked to go on to the transition team, to help pick the people who will be running the government, and I’m looking forward to that,” Kennedy told Carlson. So if you’re an expert on chemtrail prosecution, get your résumé ready.

In a Sunday interview on Fox News, Kennedy said that there had been no commitment that he would serve in a Trump administration. (He did tell Carlson that he’d happily accept a role running the CIA, though he admitted it was unlikely he’d be confirmed by the Senate.) But he was promised the opportunity to help shape what that administration would look like.

Washington Post:

This time, the macabre spotlight is refocused on Kennedy, the 70-year-old nephew of the late 35th president, because of a resurfaced 2012 interview in which his daughter shared he had once used a chain saw to cut off a whale’s head to bring it home, reportedly to study.

According to Town & Country magazine, Kennedy once heard that a dead whale had washed up on Squaw Island in Hyannis Port and “ran down to the beach with a chainsaw, cut off the whale’s head, and then bungee-corded it to the roof of the family minivan for the five-hour haul back to Mount Kisco, New York.”

“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet,” Kick Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy’s daughter, told the magazine then. “We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.”

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Below, Kennedy on Covid 19 as a BioWeapon that spares Chinese and Jews.

And as a truly poetic finishing note, it was reported today that, although RFK sold his endorsement to Trump based on the idea that he would pull his name off the ballots in Battleground states, it now turns out that it is too late to do that in Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona and North Carolina.
So Trump now owns a whole new Universe of crazy ranging from the nauseating (let’s say Whale juice) to the horrific (brain worms) to the bizarre and inexplicable (baby bear road kill), with almost none of the hoped-for electoral advantage.
Sometimes fate really does have a sense of humor.

4 thoughts on “RFK Reaches Out to Chemtrail and Whale Juice Constituency”


  1. Every chemtrail believer is convinced that normal contrails shouldn’t persist for more than a few minutes, and they shouldn’t spread out into thin clouds.

    Encyclopædia Britannica article on vapour trails (contrails)

    “Contrail, streamer of cloud sometimes observed behind an airplane flying in clear, cold, humid air. It forms upon condensation of the water vapour produced by the combustion of fuel in the airplane engines. When the ambient relative humidity is high, the resulting ice-crystal plume may last for several hours. The trail may be distorted by the winds, and sometimes it spreads outwards to form a layer of cirrus cloud.”


  2. The flaw of course, the fly in their reasoning ~ Eight soon to be ten billion people on a ball of mud that can barely sustain one. If it’s population control it doesn’t seem to be working


    1. I can’t find my Nutjob to English translation book right now, but I think the “population control” was supposed to be mind control of the population, like soma in Brave New World.

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