Readers will remember Smoky Joe Barton, the Texas Congressman who apologized to the CEO of British Petroleum for the Federal penalties imposed after the Gulf Oil spill.
Mr Barton was well known for public displays of piety, as above.
Mr Barton left the House in disgrace a few years ago after a girlfriend published his graphic genital selfies.
This is why it’s important to publicize corporate donations to candidates.
Warren and Sanders (like all the Justice Democrats) have vowed to avoid PACs and corporate donors. Buttigieg’s campaign has named his bundlers “Investors”, which sounds like they’re expecting a payout from Buttigieg down the line.