Coal Lobby: Windmills will Blow us Out of Orbit.

Put down that hot coffee. My wife actually thought this was real for a microsecond.

( it’s realer than real — it’s the Onion)

“Leading scientists at Coal University”.  — snort.

8 thoughts on “Coal Lobby: Windmills will Blow us Out of Orbit.”


  1. Very funny! Got any facts too support your arguments?

    As for the vid below, let’s tax the crap out of Exxon and BP.


  2. The real danger is that wind turbines will be used as WMDs by rogue nations. They could reverse the turbines and blow all of their bad weather towards the United States, possibly undermining Independence Day, Memorial Day, and Labor Day cookouts nationwide!


  3. The worry about this kind of satire is that, according to Poe’s Law, “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.”

    Even as we speak, the denial blogosphere is probably seething with new fears…

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