Next in line to succeed House Speaker John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy is turning out to be something like the genetically modified spawn of Sara Palin and Dan Quayle.
Would be funny if not terrifying. Our next third-in-line to the Presidency reasons on the level of Hodor.
Thank you dumboldguy. So far, I think your post is brilliant, insightful, and your call was hugely generous. Does McCarthy not have have a single friend who realized he was a one-legged man entering the Boston Marathon?
On a less generous note, we could start a new school of poetry in the spirit of Kevin McCarthy: McCarthyspasm Poetry:
Twinkle twinkle little far
How I wonder drink at the bar
Weigh the love that strokes my thigh
Like a pitt bull is apple pie.